Baby Shower Speech Writing Service

Baby shower speeches are short, warm and a little bit cheeky — celebrating the parents-to-be and the chaos about to arrive. If you are the one holding the glass, make it count.

Tell us about the mum-to-be, the friendship, the journey to this point, choose your tone, and we write a speech that leaves the room smiling (and maybe slightly misty-eyed).

1. Tell usAnswer a few questions about the person and the occasion.

2. Choose the toneSerious, humorous, emotional — or pure banter.

3. Get your speechWritten and emailed within a few minutes, with edits included.

Delivered typically within a few minutes, edits included.

Ready when you are

Personalised speeches from £9.99 — written within a few minutes.

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Common questions

How long should it be?

Two to three minutes — baby showers are a side-plate speech, not a main course.

Can it be funny?

Absolutely — gently teasing the parents-to-be is practically tradition. Choose humorous or banter.

Delivery time?

Typically within a few minutes.