Retirement & Farewell Speech Writing Service

Retirement and farewell speeches are a balancing act: gratitude without schmaltz, humour without roasting anyone into HR trouble, and an ending that lets people actually leave feeling good.

Tell us about the person or the career being celebrated — the achievements, the running jokes, what they meant to the team — and we write a speech that sends them off properly. Serious, humorous, emotional or pure banter.

1. Tell usAnswer a few questions about the person and the occasion.

2. Choose the toneSerious, humorous, emotional — or pure banter.

3. Get your speechWritten and emailed within a few minutes, with edits included.

Written from your real workplace stories, delivered typically within a few minutes, edits included.

Ready when you are

Personalised speeches from £9.99 — written within a few minutes.

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Common questions

Can you write the leaver’s own speech too?

Yes — whether you are honouring someone leaving or you are the one leaving, the questionnaire adapts.

How workplace-appropriate is it?

Very — and if you choose banter, our questions steer it toward affectionate rather than actionable.

Delivery time?

Typically within a few minutes by email.