Best Man Speech Writing Service

Being asked to be best man is an honour. Then the panic sets in: you have to stand up in front of everyone and be funny, heartfelt and coherent — all at once. If the blank page is winning, we can help.

Tell us about the groom — the embarrassing phases, the legendary mishaps, the moment you knew his partner was the one — and our professional speechwriter turns it into a speech that sounds like you on your best day. Choose your tone: heartfelt, funny, or pure banter.

1. Tell usAnswer a few questions about the person and the occasion.

2. Choose the toneSerious, humorous, emotional — or pure banter.

3. Get your speechWritten and emailed within a few minutes, with edits included.

Every speech is written from your answers, not a template, so it will never sound like a speech the room has heard before. Most orders are written and emailed within a few minutes, with edits included so you can fine-tune it right up to the big day.

Ready when you are

Personalised speeches from £9.99 — written within a few minutes.

Order your speech

Common questions

How long is a typical best man speech?

Around 3–5 minutes is the sweet spot — long enough to land the stories, short enough to keep the room with you. Pick your package and we write to that length.

Will it sound like me?

Yes — your speech is built entirely from your answers about your actual friendship, in the tone you choose. Nothing generic.

How fast can I get it?

Most speeches are written and delivered by email within a few minutes, and appear in your account dashboard too.