Big Birthday Speech Writing Service

Milestone birthdays — 30th, 40th, 50th and beyond — come with an expectation that somebody says something worth remembering. If that somebody is you, we have you covered.

Share the stories, the milestones, the traits everyone recognises, choose sentimental or savage, and we write a birthday speech that gets laughs, a few tears, and a proper toast at the end.

1. Tell usAnswer a few questions about the person and the occasion.

2. Choose the toneSerious, humorous, emotional — or pure banter.

3. Get your speechWritten and emailed within a few minutes, with edits included.

Delivered typically within a few minutes by email, edits included.

Ready when you are

Personalised speeches from £9.99 — written within a few minutes.

Order your speech

Common questions

Can it roast the birthday person?

That is what pure banter is for — affectionate mockery, professionally calibrated.

Is this for the birthday person or a guest?

Both — speaking at your own party or honouring someone else’s, the questionnaire adapts.

Delivery time?

Typically within a few minutes.